Fred Trading Cards - Collect 'em all!

Herman Nation Collectables Ltd. is delighted to announce the availability of our new Fred Trading Cards. Collect all your favourite Freds, and stick them in your back pocket right next to your bum - you KNOW they loves the smell!

All packs come with a free Knithead card! Remember the days of bygone Freds. Don't worry, we're sure he'll be back - Freds can't survive without the rancid air of the mong cave for long.

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Get your own sex fiend card! Yes, Ranny Dussell, Man of a Thousand Holes. A five minute wonder in the Freds, but not in the sack - him go 6 minutes, all sexy lovin! "G'wan, balance ya goddamned feet on my fuckin' chin, baby!"